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Here is episode 8 of the Super Bahen Rpg. THIS IS BASED OFF OF SUPER MARIO RPG!!! I DID NOT MAKE THE GAME!

Last time on Super Bahen RPG! Episode 8:
Bahen and the dummies find Kero Sewers, go inside, and then explore its watery depths. At the end of the sewers, they find a switch which they try to activate with a plan until Belome appears and stops them. After Brett uses his mind to help defend them, he activates the switch and cause the group to be washed into a river. But even though Mario gets a raft for them, the group suddenly plunges off from the river and down a waterfall.

Episode 9 START!:
*Bahen woke up after night on a flat grassland with a few bushes and his friends all awake around a well built camp fire*

Bahen: Ugh...... my head...
???: I guess the Mushroom didn't kill him after all.
Bahen: Hm? What mushroom? And who are you?
???: I guess you could call me a magical Toad.
Bahen: Well as long as your not Toada--
Toada: HEY!
Bahen: You can be a good ally.
Magical Toad: No thanks, but I really think you should get a move on from this area.
Bahen: Why?
Magical Toad: Well you definitely suffered side affects from the shroom.
Bahen: Explain yourself now before I kill you.
Magical Toad: You can't.
Bahen: Why not?
Magical Toad: You can't because the shroom erased a lot of your fighting abilities and made you high in the process of healing you.
*Bahen faints after hearing the side affects of the mushroom*

Brett: Poor Bahen...
Toada: I'm glad he can't fight because now he's a wimp!
Mallow: Hey maybe we can get his memory of fighting back at Tadpole Pond! I heard before I left that a legendary battle master just arrived to teach some of the toads and tadpole warriors how to fight!
Toada: How can you teach Tadpoles to fight?
Mario: ?.?
Mallow: We somehow defy logic, but anyways lets go to Tadpole Pond to get Bahen's fighting abilities back!
Toada: Or we can leave him here since it might take to long because I mean c'mon we have a quest here! The princess needs saving!
Brett: NO! We are getting Bahen's abilities back and that's final!
Toada: *sigh* Fine lets get going.
Mario: ^.^
*And so Brett picks up the weakened Bahen and the group heads off towards their next destination Tadpole Pond*

4 Hours and 32 Minutes Later...

Brett: Good we're here now all we have to do is speak to the battle master first then find Frogfucius!
Mallow: Or we can...
Toada: NOPE! If my plan isn't allowed then neither is yours!
Mario: XD
*As the warriors wander around, the stumble upon a small training grounds full with sound of fighting*

Brett: Here we are!
Bahen: Hm? Wha..... WAIT! Where am I?
Me: Somewhere very unpleasant!
Toada: SHUT UP!
Me: XO
Brett: We're at Tadpole Pond to find a so called 'Legendary Battle Master' to get your battling powers back.
Bahen: Fine with me but as long as I get to crack heads and beat people with my hands, I'm good!
Toada: I hope you get owned.
Bahen: You to **** head!
*As Bahen and Brett walk to the sounds of a lone person shouting commands, Brett nearly flips when he finds out who the 'Legendary Battle Master' is*

Bahen: Hey bro, whats up?
Brett: The so called master is him! LOOK!
Bahen: Ok.
*Bahen takes a close look and gasps*

Bahen: Tterb? What are you doing here?
Tterb: Ah if isn't Bahen! Come to whine about being a loser? I'm only here because of some weird remote with one button. I was gonna use it for my SNES to play Super Mario RPG, but now I'm stuck here and then some things happened and now I'm training warriors in the making.
Brett: Tterb I know this sounds weird but we're in the same predicament as you right now so from one lost person to another, can you please help Bahen out? He has forgotten how to fight!
Tterb: Well I guess I could IF you promise to leave me alone afterwards.
Bahen: Sure but I NEED TO LEARN TO KILL ****!
Tterb: Ok then time to work you to your bones!
Brett: Good then, you two have fun while I get the others and meet Frogfucius.
Bahen: Aw man I'm screwed...
*Brett leaves to get the group and heads to Frofucius while Bahen is worked constantly and taught about action commands*

Tterb: ****EN PRESS THE ****EN B BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Bahen: WHATS A B BUTTON?
Tterb: THIS IS SO ****EN SIMPLE! JUST PRESS THE A BUTTON WHILE ATTACKING TO DO A EXTRA HIT AND PRESS THE B BUTTON FOR OTHER THINGS LIKE TO DEFEND!!!!!!
Bahen: HOWWWWWW?
Tterb: LEARN YOUR ****EN ACTION COMMANDS! DANG IT YOUR SO USELESS!
Bahen: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!
Tterb: HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED WITH A REAL SNES CONTROLLER?!?!?!? PRESS THE CORRECT BUTTONS FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT YOU ****EN LOSER I ****EN HATE YOUR ****EN GUTS YOU PIECE OF ****!
Bahen: JUST SHOW ME THE BUTTONS AND EXPLAIN THESE ACTION COMMANDS!!!!!
Tterb: NNNNNEEEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRR!
Bahen:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tterb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!

After hours of screaming and crying...

Tterb: Do 500000000 Action commands and we're done here.
Bahen: What?
Tterb: DDDDDOOOOOO IT!
Bahen: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Tterb: AND WHILE YOUR AT IT PRESS THE B BUTTON *****! AND THE Y AND X BUTTON REPEATEDLY UNTIL YOU CAN'T BREATH!
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After So many hours of Very Uber Intense Training...

Tterb: Congratulations Bahen, you now know your action commands.
Bahen: How does it help me?
Tterb: Hit me.
Bahen: Why?
Tterb: HIT MEH!
*Bahen delivers a punch then quickly delivers a second punch somehow and knocks Tterb onto the ground*

Bahen: Wow...
Tterb: Yep you can *cough* attack twice in sucession now and with your * cough cough* power, I would be afraid to fight myself. Now let me rest.
Bahen: Ok thanks Tterb!
Tterb: Shut up *****.
*Bahen leaves Tterb on the ground and starts to walk off towards the area Brett went*

Bahen: Time to find Brett and learn some information from Frogfucius.
Toada: About time you came along to.
Bahen: Wait you stayed behind?
Toada: Yeah I was um making sure... you didn't get hurt yet. We still need a meat shield.
Bahen: Wow that makes me feel good.
Toada: C'mon Bahen, lets meet Frogfucius face to face.

----Episode 9----
----FIN----

I do not own Brendan, Brett, Tterb, Brittany, or Brenda my friends do. ALSO! I DO NOT OWN SUPER MARIO RPG: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN STARS!!!! NOR ITS CHARACTERS!!!

I hope this episode was funny and you liked it a lot. BAHEN OUT!